Regular

Roommate: let Floyd out to meet my friend

Me: no, I like to take it slow, he’s too excited (the dog is literally shaking with excitement behind the gate)

Roommate: no it’s fine don’t worry, here’s some treats *gives them to his friend*, *lets Floyd out*

Floyd speeds over and almost takes him out at the knees, squealing and thrashing around the entire time

Really annoying because I have nobody who will consistently follow instructions to work on his excited greetings with me. My sister listens for about 7 seconds before breaking the rules (no touching, talking, eye contact, or acknowledging in any way, turn aaay when he pops up)

He doesn’t jump on people but he does popcorn with his front legs if he’s way way over excited. Nobody seems to want to help me though /: